An Ailurophile's Latibule

"I have something to tell."
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"Meow meow.",she said.

"I know right,it's unbelievable!"

"Meow meow meow meow.",she continued.

"Tragic!!"

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow.",she suggested.

"Brilliant! Oh Nibbles,how is it that you always have the answers to everything."

"Purr purr."